Clemens vs. Bonds

Here I had told myself that I was so disgusted with baseball that I wouldn't watch this year. And what am I doing? I'm standing up, taut with anticipation, watching Roger Clemens strike out Barry Bonds for the second time in the game with a perfectly placed tailing fastball on the outside corner, then soothing my disappointment with the still, sure voices of Chris Berman and Joe Morgan making sense of the experience. I must be more unreconstructed and unregenerate than I thought.