How Strong Is That?

Let me say in public what I've been sharing with confidants over the past few days: the theme song to The Rockford Files boots some serious booty. It's an entire rock opera in a little over three minutes. And there's even a guitar solo!

The fact that you can imagine the muted pleasure of watching James Garner's Rockford exist -- to hell with the plot, it's the interludes we love -- makes the music doubly delightful.

And let's not forget that the word "files" is in the title. What's Rockford really doing with his time?

Charlie Bob says, "Track it down!"