Right now I'm hearing track 7 of Terror Twilight on auto-repeat inside my head. This is apparently how my body feels on a day like this. My heart may not be a wide-open thing, but I'm wedging this report under the door.
One of the less publicized initiatives being put forth right now by the forces of darkness is a bill that would require all American films with a budget of over five million dollars to cast Morgan Freeman as a wise, thoughtful, world-weary, yet impish supporting character. Please write your Congresswomen and Congressmen to protest this outrageous legislation. Only our solidarity can prevent a world in which all five nominees for Best Supporting Actor are, you guessed it, Morgan Freeman.
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