Beef Surprise

( Read this only if you don't mind it when people eat beef and talk about their eating. )

Equation

In answer to elizabeg's provocation of the other night, itself the result of her provocation by mathmagic, I present an equation of my own: 1 bag redbush tea + 1 bag honeybush tea + hot water to fill a large teacup + a little milk after the tea is done steeping = "I can't believe this doesn't have any caffeine in it!" expression of delight.