Man's Best Friend

I doubt whether we could train any of our cats to dial 911 as a man in Ohio apparently did. But we could certainly teach one of them to simulate having sex with the corpse of a freshly killed wildebeest. Less useful, perhaps, but more entertaining.

A Haiku Produced By "Biological" Means

scalloped shadow sinks
bougainvillea leaves swirl up
cloud lace drifts northeast

"Go ahead and make fun of the Big East now!"

It always pleases me to see an SEC team lose to one from another conference. But I especially like to see underdog conferences triumph. The Big East has fallen on hard times in the football world. Tonight, though, West Virginia made the prospect of next year's conference season a lot easier on the eyes. I was thinking of you thewhitaker. That fake punt was a thing of daring wonder.