I'm a Big Fucking Drag, But I'm Angry On Occasion

Have I mentioned how happy I am that the United States didn't even make the semifinals of the World Baseball Classic? I'll root for our World Cup team, because they're underdogs in the American sporting firmament. But I just can't fill up with blood for a bunch of overrated millionaires. Give me Cuba anyday over that.

By the Dawn's Early Light

Which country should you REALLY be living in? United States of America You're an American through and through. You like the idea of liberty and freedom, and enjoy watching the odd ball game with your trusty weener bun and your bud light. Sweet, dude.

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