But What Genre?

I herewith present you with my latest silly band name:

Conceptual Artichoke

I'm not sure what sort of music I should imagine them playing. "Songs" composed entirely of the rests in Backstreet Boys songs? Television themes as rendered by the mystery of Bulgarian voices? Or perhaps something with a Jewish twist, in honor of the Roman ghetto's most famous vegetable.

Maybe This Really Is the End

I knew the Yankees' decade-plus streak as a playoff team was in jeopardy, but today's news confirms it. After a move like that, can doom be far away?