Hell on Earth

I know many people in North America are suffering from the heat. But be glad you don't live in Phoenix, not only for the high percentage of corrupt developers and the realtors who live off them parasitically, but because it's hideously hot a good portion of the time:

Today was cooler, though. Only 116 degrees Fahrenheit. At least I can take solace in knowing that, however bad it is in Tucson, it's much worse in Maricopa County.