But I Did Once Dream of Flying Jets in the Air Force. Really.

Thanks to e_compass_rosa for the inspiration to do this meme, which amuses despite its silliness:

You Are 40% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

I probably would have scored as more American, not less, if there had been more questions to answer. I love pie, for example. I drink a lot of Coca-Cola. And my favorite seduction technique is to demonstrate my preferred spin move to the basket, then pout because my ailing knees won't permit me to deploy it properly. That scene in Something About Mary when Mary says, "Let's go home and watch SportsCenter"? -- it made me long for Jessie's girl. Wait, Rick Springfield is Australian. But Mel Gibson is really an American pretending to be Australian, so I suppose that compensates.

Freak Flag