This Is Getting Ridiculous

I ate a homemade cinnamon bun and a piece of store-bought chocolate cake today. And I feel like one of the guys in Knocked Up -- I laughed heartily through the whole of today's matinee -- after spending the whole day with my lips glued to a bong. Come to think of it, I'd probably be processing this sugar a lot more efficiently if I had been indulging in the latter vice.