Sex Repeal

As my friend Laura and I were walking back from Miss Saigon this afternoon, we passed flock after flock of scantily clad young women lined up for Rush. "That demographic has never appealed to me, even in California," I informed her with a note of condescension. "They aren't trying to appeal to you," she replied. The air escaping from my sense of superiority sounded like a farting walrus.