The Indeterminator

I presently have a large number of label-less CDs and DVDs heaped around my computer. Some of them have content I care about on them. Some of them failed in the course of being burned. Some of them are still blank. It would make my life easier if they magically sorted themselves out. But I'm going to have to go through the simple yet tedious process of checking each one some time in the near future, then labeling the ones that are keepers. Right now, though, all I can do is stare at them and think, "There's an allegory somewhere in that pile."