Go ahead. Shue me.

I was able to put on shoes with laces today for the first time in nearly a month. It wasn't for very long and I had to wear my left shoe so loosely that it was like something from a mid-90s rap video. But I'm still delighted with my progress. If I have to hear the sound my fake crocs make when my feet get sweaty for much longer, I may go postal on someone wearing the real thing in turquoise or pink.