Don't Ask

I was hoping my usual good luck charm would work. But I've finished half a bag of Trader Joe's organic greens and the only good thing that's happened so far is that Joe Ayoob has entered the game. And, believe me, I never thought I'd say that constituted a good thing. Hold on. He just threw an interception. I am so depressed. I feel like I just caught Santa Claus smoking crack in a men's room stall.